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Thread: Notes from the turkey blind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Fox View Post
    "Rectum? --- It nearly killed him."
    I never get to have any fun. sad.gif
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    The funky chicken was outlawed because it was just way too effective. When hunters put it out, flocks of turkeys would come to it. The manufacturer is working on a new prototype that will repulse 80% of the turkeys. It's a fine line of balance.

    Some of the ideas that they have tried is to put different heads on the funky chicken body. So maybe a horses head paired with the funky chicken body is guaranteed to attract no more than two big Toms.
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    It's totally do-able.


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    It's totally do-able.

    All this thing needs now is a spring loaded wire "Choke Ring"

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    "I want to put a funky chicken in every hunter's pack, because it's a right not a privelage."
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    Joe knows the Funky Chicken:


















    Now,, somebody more talented than I: Take that content with all the hand movements, convert it to a Gif or short movie, and add appropriate Music.

    Off the top of my head: Me and Mrs. Jones ...


    Open to other suggestions, LOL

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    The main difference between the Biden Funky Chicken dance and the regular Funky Chicken dance is that with Biden, there are never any correct moves ...

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    so i had to get a root canel the other day...had a bad toof. the doc says after 45 minutes of drilling on my tooth, with a nurse with one of those suction things sucking the things out of my mouth.then telling me to spit my chit in to this thing..then another 35 minutes i was done..i had more spit on me then i got in the thing i was suppose to spit in..how was i suppose to answer his question when he was doing all this stuff..????? dont talk to me when you have a drill in my mouth..

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    i like when they tell you to spit when you mouth is freaking numb..you got chit dribbling down youre chin..

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