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    My new standard for "cold"

    IT’S SO COLD IN WISCONSIN THAT BARS ARE CLOSING

    Me: "Hey, Wisconsin...let's go out drinkin'."

    Wisconsin: "Oh, hey, no...it's too flippin' cold out fer 'dat."

    THAT is cold.
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    24 below with -50something wind chills this morning. That's like slap you in the face cold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triton Rich View Post
    That's like slap you in the face cold!
    That sounds more like slap you in the face and shatter it like glass cold.
    Don't go ninja-in' nobody don't need ninja-in'.
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    It's -2 here this morning and somehow I feel lucky. Could've been worse.

    They say it will be around 50 by Sunday. '....and there was much rejoicing'

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    Last day of hunting season tomorrow, it's going to be in the 40's and sunny! wooohooooo
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    Yeah, it's suddenly getting warm here too. Deer season is 4 weeks past us though, so nothing left to chase but squirrels and hogs. I went looking for squirrels a couple weeks ago, but the plot of woods I went to was more devoid of any kind of animal activity than I've ever seen before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DParker View Post
    IT’S SO COLD IN WISCONSIN THAT BARS ARE CLOSING

    Me: "Hey, Wisconsin...let's go out drinkin'."

    Wisconsin: "Oh, hey, no...it's too flippin' cold out fer 'dat."

    THAT is cold.

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    I once asked some Wisconsin natives what they do in winter, while I was freezing my ass off up there for a week one mid-September.

    As far as I can tell, it's a three-way tie among drinking beer, snowmobiling and bowling.

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    I'm not saying I got the impression you couldn't do all three at once.

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