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    Here lies William Frye
    The bastard simply would not die
    Lived through fever and did not croak
    The thing that got him was the mighty oak
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    Very good. "Croak" is such a great word.



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    Summer Nap
    ---by Swamp Fox

    Under here lies William Frye.
    Remember him but do not sigh.
    For as he is, so you shall be
    But it's nice and cool beneath a tree.

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    Missed It By That Much
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    We dug a hole for William Frye
    And picked this spot -- Don't ask us why.
    Now of course we see the light:
    His grave is too far to the right.

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    Those are gold Jerry, gold!
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    William Frye
    His bark was worse than his bite
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    He Looked Fabulous
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    This is where rests William Frye,
    A very metro blondish guy.
    Great hair seemed one of his best attributes
    But we see problems with the roots.

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    Stunt Your Enthusiasm
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    Beneath this ground lies William Frye.
    In cool shade we said goodbye.
    Best don't laugh at this encroaching tree--
    It might be warmer where you will be.

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    I think you missed your calling as an epitaph writer.
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    William Frye
    Was a chap
    But now he sleeps
    Within the sap
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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