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Thread: The Porky Chronicles

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    Senior Member Swamp Fox's Avatar
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    Okay, this is my best effort.

    Could be the new theme song for this sub-forum...LOL


    Everything Will Be [or "Is"] Made Out of Minced Meat


    Excuse me, do you have Cevapcici [a type of Balkan sausage]?
    I’m sorry if I gawk. [Those are] beautiful Konigsberg meatballs.
    What’s up? Do you have cutlet?
    Make me chili con carne. I want to fly the meat flag!

    In Blankensese, they eat Bolognese [an Italian meat sauce].
    Listen, you folding shovels! I want meatloaf now!
    Or Frickadelle [a type of flat fried meat patty made with beef, pork, bread, eggs and milk] or you’ll get a clamp!
    I’m going to be like the assassin, and will shit out minced meat later.

    Refrain:
    Everything will be [or “is”] made out of minced meat!
    Minced meat says “Good Day!” to me!
    I have a minced meal, because I like to eat minced meat!
    Don’t just come with tofu. I find that stupid, you!
    One thing he noticed quickly: He’s minced-meat-sexual!
    And without his minced meat he quickly becomes criminal!

    I'm not like everyone, I stand on minced meat and leather,
    Eat chopped boars and look at Claus Kleber
    And Gundula Gause [German journalists/TV hosts].
    I always have minced meat at home,
    Go to the zoo, have a look at raw pork hedgehogs, and so on;
    My watch is always half and half,
    Frickadellen also taste cold,
    Come, hack the calf! It's already six weeks old!

    And then, depending on the spelling of the word I can't quite make out (because of the German accent, LOL) the last thing that is said on the video is:


    Mein Arsch ist noch ganz locker----"My ass is still quite loose"

    or

    Mein Arsch ist noch ganz locken---"My ass is still totally punching holes"

    or

    Mein Arsch ist noch ganz lachen---"My ass is still totally laughing."




    Who said the Germans aren't funny? ---Not me!....LOL

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    Senior Member Swamp Fox's Avatar
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    So, I think it's safe to say that some things DO sound better in German...

    Weird. Another myth busted...LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Fox View Post
    Okay, this is my best effort.

    Could be the new theme song for this sub-forum...LOL





    And then, depending on the spelling of the word I can't quite make out (because of the German accent, LOL) the last thing that is said on the video is:


    Mein Arsch ist noch ganz locker----"My ass is still quite loose"

    or

    Mein Arsch ist noch ganz locken---"My ass is still totally punching holes"

    or

    Mein Arsch ist noch ganz lachen---"My ass is still totally laughing."




    Who said the Germans weren't funny? ---Not me!....LOL
    I'm WAY too sober for this right now. I'll read it again later tonight.
    Don't go ninja-in' nobody don't need ninja-in'.
    - Diemon Dave

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    I think you have the right idea.

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    That's it? That's all ya got?
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    Sometimes it's hard to know what to say about the Germans...

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