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    Sorry I missed posting a joke yesterday. It was very busy around here.

    My astro-physicist girlfriend just opened a new restaurant called The Dork Side Of The Moon, and yesterday was the launch party. The food's great, but the place lacks atmosphere.

    I tried to be honest with her and point out the gravity of the situation, but this is the one time she takes everything lightly. I've been telling her for days she should have opened a comedy club, and our relationship got rocky when she told me that even if she did, all the jokes would be over my head.

    It made me boiling mad, and at night things are very icy. It could be a while before she hears what I'm saying, so I guess I'll just have to cool my jets.

    Right now, she's sending mixed signals, and I'm afraid if we can't jettison the negativity and blast off for a weekend getaway, maybe to Houston, we have a problem.

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    LOL!

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    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    When cartoonists go bad...

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    Did you hear about the French chef who was fired from the soup kitchen for making white sauces?



    He got clabbered in the stock market.

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