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    Senior Member bluecat's Avatar
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    Wow, 3 points...

    That CIA joke looks very suspicious Swamper.
    I believe in unicorns.

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    I spied it in a joke book in about fifth grade, and it's followed me ever since...

    When I'm strapped for a good joke, I can always tap that one.

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    "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal."

    ----Deer that DOES get it

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    A shy guy walks into a bar, sees a beautiful woman, and screws up the courage to approach her.

    “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” he asks.

    She responds by yelling, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!"

    Completely humiliated, he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman comes over and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. I’m a psych student studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. “

    To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean, $200?!”

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    "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal."

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    I farted on the bus this morning and four people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice.

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