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    Quote Originally Posted by DParker View Post
    So it turns out that painting our mechanical slaves (machines that are created for the sole purpose of doing our bidding on command) white is racist.

    Robot racism? Yes, says a study showing humans' biases extend to robots

    So they think it would be better (or at least less racist) if more of the servomechanisms that were created for the sole purpose of doing our bidding on command were painted brown instead. Yeah, I'm sure that would be well received.
    I don't think the left thought that one through.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluecat View Post
    Now that's funny.
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    You know midget robots make the most sense, right? But no one dares say so.

    If I could get a midget robot to do my bidding, I wouldn't care what color it was. Slap some clown shoes and maybe some little pants with suspenders on it and I'm happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DParker View Post
    Meanwhile, at the West Baltimore Planet Fitness...

    LOL ... +5

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    Quote Originally Posted by DParker View Post
    I really like strudel, so I'm literally Hitler.

    You know what you can expect when you buy from a German bakery?







    Precision execution of every order ...

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    Was that too dark?

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    Well, here's a lighter note:

    NBC: Hamza Bin Laden May Be Shagged Out After A Particularly Long Squawk


    I figured this merry band would enjoy that headline, which I caught when I suddenly came over all peckish around lunchtime ...



    https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morri...y-long-squawk/

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    LOL! A little bitty pie shop just opened up last week at a location that's on my way home from work. Being the civic-minded supporter of small local business that I am I decided to stop by and grab a slice of flaky, crusty fruit-filled goodness to take home. Apparently they did a good job of getting the word out because the display case was quite clean, and was certainly uncontaminated by pie. Fortunately the 30-ish guy working the counter grocked the reference when I began interrogating him by rattling off the names of pies they were obviously out of, and played along.

    Finally he pulled out their last remaining slice of blueberry pie and boxed it up, thus preventing me from having to shoot him.
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    LOL ...

    +5

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    That's awesome. I'm sure that was fun.
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