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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Fox View Post
    ‘AYFKM’? NBC New York’s getting torched over their ‘weird euphemism for an armed home invader’


    https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/20...-home-invader/


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    Okay, I'll play. Drug dealers are unlicensed pharmacists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluecat View Post
    Okay, I'll play. Drug dealers are unlicensed pharmacists.
    Like I'm an underappreciated male stripper.
    Don't go ninja-in' nobody don't need ninja-in'.
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    For you and Swample

    The Irish are always the first ones to come to the aid of their fellow man.

    Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from
    Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following
    painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: "Ladies and gentlemen,
    I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there
    has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how
    this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and
    unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for
    this mistake and inconvenience."

    When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,
    "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else
    can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our
    10 hour flight.

    Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we
    still have 40 dinners available."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DParker View Post
    Like I'm an underappreciated male stripper.
    I prefer to think of a male stripper as an xy-chromosome-containing bipedal hominid clothing relinquisher.
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    That Aer Lingus flight is right up there in Irish lore with the Flight of the Earls and the Flight of the Wild Geese.

    There's probably a song about it. Maybe an air chantey.


    Oldtime flight song:



    Newtime flight song---When you're stuck at the airport in Ireland ... LOL :


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    Countdown to St Paddy's Day:


    https://days.to/st-patricks-day/2019





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    I'm enjoying the self-destruction of the Democratic Party leadership in Virginia ...



    "You make the rules .. Don't be the fools."

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    DNC: "Quick, we need a distraction from our party in-fighting!"

    Virginia Democrats: "Hold my beer...."
    Don't go ninja-in' nobody don't need ninja-in'.
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    It's the party of choice:

    You can choose among socialists, wannabe socialist hypocrites, authoritarians, busybodies, panderers, mushy squish gibberish playback artists, or just-plain dumb-asses.

    There may be other options, but right now I have enough to pick through to keep me busy.

    I will say there should be a special prize for Reagan- and post Reagan-era Southern Democrats, though.

    They're the worst ...


    "I'm a chicken ... Rooster, that is!"

    "Don't give me that! You're not a chicken!'

    "What am I, then, boy?"

    "You're a loud-mouthed schnook!"

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