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    A sure way to confuse your attacker is to compliment their chef skills. Hey, is that an ice hardened Henkels bread knife? Nice! Be gentle.
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    Shonta hones her coconuts every night before she goes on stage ....


    A Florida woman was charged with assault after she allegedly threw a coconut at a man outside of a strip club.

    Shonta Bolds, 36, was arrested Saturday after the incident at the VIP Gentleman's Club in Key West.


    Shonta Bolds, 36, was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon on Friday in Key West, police said.



    FLORIDA MAN SLAPPED GIRLFRIEND WITH CHEESEBURGER, KICKED HER DOWN STAIRS: POLICE



    Bolds reportedly admitted to investigators that she did, in fact, throw a coconut at the man, but noted "it did not hit him."

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-c...ult-strip-club



    If it's not coconuts, it's crossbows. It's always something ...

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    You mean he didn't use the 16-ton weight for self-defense?
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    He didn't think of it, stunned as he was by the sudden notion that coconuts might migrate.

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    Have you seen Shonta's coconuts? You could poke your eye out.
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    Did she grip it by the husk?
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    People go bananas over Shonta's coconuts.
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    In a buffet sting operation police were able to catch the slasher, because he always carved against the grain.
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    That and the fact he was the only one that could fold those swan napkins which he always left at the crime scene.
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    "THAT'S not a swan napkin ..."


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