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    The cellist's right foot caught on fire. You don't see that very often.
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluecat View Post
    The cellist's right foot caught on fire. You don't see that very often.
    Well...not often enough, anyway.
    Now don't go ninja-in' nobody that don't need ninja-in'.

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    Strangely, I have no experience with that...

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    Strangely, he's lacking in experience...KILL HIM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DParker View Post
    Well...not often enough, anyway.

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    Excerpt From Royal Festival Hall - Monty Python


    In fact several of the celloists have thrown off their clothes and are making a vast human pyramid standing a full thirty feet above the smoke and flames drifting across from the blazing wind section and through the smoke I can see... yes... I can see the tympanist one of Britian's best has lashed himself and a Japanese friend to the kettle drum and is rolling off the stage towards the pit of audero which has opened up under the first six rows of the stall. Whilst throughtout this rather unpleasent business of prising Gilbert out from between the organ pipes is being undertaken by the men of the Royal engineers. And Gilbert is half out. (in the background we hear the sound of the violinist playing) he has got an army violin and he is having another go at Contezana Padoano, and he is playing beautifully (we continue to hear lovely music played on the violin and then an ohhh sound) But oh dear one of the Royal Engineers has stuck a crowbar through his chest and he has dropped the violin and his very fit young nepatist has pounced upon it and are already taking bits of it across to Herr Billy Brandt across on the other side of the stage. (We hear the sound of crowds yelling, followed by police sirens) Well the Police have erected barriers now to keep people away from the rubble and as fighters swoop down (we hear the sound of planes in the background) to bomb the last pocket of resitance, we go onto the next part of our program. The Sonatino in E sharp by Antonio Vivaldi played by Pablo Casals during his 400 foot plunge into a bucket of boiling fat. (We hear a violin soloist play a few bars and then a scream followed by the sound one would expect if they heard someone falling into a bucket of fat).
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    Maximum comedy points to you, sir!


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    So you already stated you don't own a gun...

    Go back to your log in the stream.
    I write English not so well, but this thin string for sewing or fabric-making my funny wheel getickles. Baron von Schtupp

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    Bluecat, don't be too hard on the beaver ...



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    What are the odds this raises WildBob from the cart?


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