Swamp Fox
Senior Member

He didn't think of it, stunned as he was by the sudden notion that coconuts might migrate.

Shonta hones her coconuts every night before she goes on stage .... If it's not coconuts, it's crossbows. It's always something ...

This is why no one takes the British seriously.

LOL ... You should get an Iron Cross neck tattoo and a hog butcher's diagram on your inner forearm. That would be way cooler than the guy at the meat department at my Piggly Wiggly, who only has one of the two. Since noticing his, I have expanded my short list of people for whom it is acceptable to have tattoos to include butchers.

I am talking to a small, quiet ---nearly mute, in fact--- group of scholars on a website called HuntingCountry or some such ... Let me check the address bar on my machine and I'll get back to you if I have somehow gotten turned around ....

Far be it from me to argue .... LOL ... but this is probably not true. Half-Polacks probably invented low-fat turkey kielbasa and fruit-flavored vodka. :wink :beer:

I remember when the Post and the rest of the media did the whole "To be fair..." thing and came to Trump's defense during the Second/Two Corinthians scandal of the 2016 campaign. They were all about making excuses for him for flubbing a reference about a text which has been fairly ubiquitous (starting in early modern English, anyway) since the 16th century. Of course, the popularity of the Bible peaked in about ________________

"fairly ubiquitous..." ... ? ... I rest my case.

Ironically, so did The Washington Post...

"There goes the neighborhood ..."

I could never support a presidential candidate who was not well-read.

LOL ... A true Scotsman would push on through ... Just sayin' ... :wink

Damn! .... Well, no rest for the wicked ... I shall await your exposition on the morn ...

Not perfect, but close: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iOHkyZ62jjQ" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I have a vague recollection of this reference, but if you could post a link or video I could sleep better tonight ... LOL Monty Python WWI Christmas Eve "truce" ?

This new learning amazes me. Explain again how letting some meat sit around in a cooler trebles the cost to the discriminating consumer ... :wink <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/KrD16CBEJRs" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:tu::beer: Was gonna play that a couple of weeks ago. Must be something going around ... LOL <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/T29DNDzq1mU" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Grim Reapers! <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="da" dir="ltr">Frikken swords, man. <a href="https://t.co/7HPWFLLvSD">pic.twitter.com/7HPWFLLvSD</a></p>&mdash; Nick Waters (@N_Waters89) <a href="https://twitter.com/N_Waters89/status/1126477020827877378?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> https://www.businessinsider.com/us-has-a-secret-knife-missile-to-kill-terrorists-not-civilians-2019-5

=May 11, 1864 Confederate General J.E.B. Stuart is mortally wounded at Yellow Tavern. https://www.historynet.com/battle-of-yellow-tavern.htm

May 10 ... . Don't make me school y'all in the origin of Memorial Day ...

The beginning of the end for Blake Shelton in country (but it does have a dentistry reference): <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/JTT2LEyjdC4" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

"When your mouth is numb, you pretty high ... " ---George Thorogood <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/--AvCsh48bk" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

If things don't pick up around here, ahmon hafta play some sea chanties... or rebel songs ..or real country ... or polka... It will please me twice as much as it will hurt you ... Just sayin' ... <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/XQGjkBuMGAU" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The main difference between the Biden Funky Chicken dance and the regular Funky Chicken dance is that with Biden, there are never any correct moves ...

Joe knows the Funky Chicken: Now,, somebody more talented than I: Take that content with all the hand movements, convert it to a Gif or short movie, and add appropriate Music. Off the top of my head: Me and Mrs. Jones ... Open to other suggestions, LOL