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    3 Weeks Ago
    An Adult Fairy Tale. Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem.Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal Wood Stone Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured. The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword ofthe finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached.He told the Princess, Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there. The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt some thing very hard.She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The King was over joyed.Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after. What was in the Prince's pants M&Ms What on earth were you thinking?
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    3 Weeks Ago
    A man was crossing the jungle when he got ambushed by a group of natives. They had fearsome tattoos and bloodthirsty expressions in their faces and in front of them their terrible chieftain, a man the size of a mountain. “Well, now I’m screwed,” says the man quietly, when suddenly gusts of wind start blowing in the leaves and a mysterious voice whispers in his ear: “You are not. Take the rock lying next to your foot and bash the chieftain’s skull in.” The man, thankful that the spirits of the jungle stand on his side, listens to the instructions, grabs the rock and throws it at the chieftain, killing him instantly. “There, now you’re screwed!!!,” says the mysterious voice.
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    4 Weeks Ago
    A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. “Sir, you look extremely young. I can’t serve you even a single beer.” “Oh c’mon. You can’t just slide me one?” “Can’t and will not serve to anyone under age.” “Fine. Well what other things do you have?” “Well for non-alcoholic drinks I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?” “Pop.” Goes the weasel.
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